Hambone:
We begin tonight with startling developments coming
out of parliament in Batman. The government was shocked today when opposition
leader, Devon Wainwright, revealed that he and his Re-Monarchist party had been
actively aiding the various pirate groups that have been responsible for
numerous attacks across the planet. For more information, we cross to our
political correspondent, Rachel Drew.
Drew:
Thank you for that, Brian. This move on Devon
Wainwright’s part was not only completely shocking but also unexpected. Wainwright
had called a press conference for this afternoon when it was expected that he
would make a major announcement with regards to the pirate issue. Instead, he
delivered a prepared statement that nobody expected.
